if i see one more selfie with the caption “hi! im tumblr user ____ and you should follow me and ill check out your blogs and i love talking to my followers and ill give you my first born child if you follow me and heres my link agin incase you forgot from 2 seconds ago????” im literally gonna track them down and kill them
Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”
"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"
Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock
I bet that is the happiest dog
belly rub lane